Ethan had started to explore his bipedal tendencies this weekend, so Christina and I decided it was time to get him his first pair of walking shoes. We packed him up in the Ford Explorer El Camino and took a ride to Stride Rite.
The only word I can say is ridiculous. 44 bucks for a pair of walking shoes!? Are you kidding me here!? These shoes are the size of large chicken eggs for crying out loud. I have shoes in my closet that don't cost that much, and I wear size 13! You can make 147 pair of his shoes out of one pair of mine, and still have enough material to make Ethan a t-shirt that reads, "My parents are dumb asses for buying me these shoes." Anyway, I digress.
During this shopping experience, I tried to be rational... explaining to Christina that human beings have been learning to walk without footwear for about 2 million years now. Considering we WALKED out of Africa to populate just about every continent, I'd say as a species we have mastered it. Not to mention, why impede evolution? Ethan's genes may hold the next big step in human mobility. Why risk this for 44 bucks? I also explained that about 85% of kids in the world today do not get a pair of shoes until they are at least in grade school, at the earliest. "Shouldn't we teach our son that he is not better than anyone else?", I said. The only response I got was a "hold my purse" while Christina thumbed through her wallet for our BoA debit card.
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Oh hell, I have to admit, they are pimp. At least he likes to show them off.