And It Begins...

You remember those shoes we bought Ethan in late September... the ones I begged Christina not to buy because of their outrageous price tag and short life expectancy?  You remember!?  They're already too small for him to wear.  Except for a slightly chewed shoelace tip (Teething incident.  Appreciate it, son), they are in pristine shape.  

Wait...  What's that noise!?   Oh, that's my wallet crying.